The 12 Best World War II STD Posters

Our boys had five enemies: Hitler, Tojo, Mussolini, Syphilis, and Gonorrhea.

1.

If you were this poor model, would you have carried the ad around as a pick-up line?

2.

Homer Simpson voice (click): boobies.

3.

THE FLOATING GREEN HAND OF (possible) DEATH.

5.

“Procurable” being the optimal word here.

6.

So, always use a dick bag, boys.

7.

Great headline.

8.

Put a helmet on that soldier, soldier.

9.

Loose lips sink ships. Loose women etc. etc. Wait, is that gun my penis? I’m confused.

10.

[*Uranus joke*]

11.

ALL of them? What—did they all sit on the same toilet seat on that train?

12.

Wow, those Mussolini and Tojo caricatures are hideous.

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