2. Liquor display at a local Russian grocery store. “Buy 2 get 1 free!” Smart move using a 12-year-old girl.
5. Some local gym (if you know the location, please comment). Now, you don’t know that for sure. Maybe the aliens themselves are weight conscious, and would prefer to eat ripped bulletheaded mooks.
9. Via the Dominican Republic. A variation of this line is used by scores of strips clubs all over the world. So, points off for unoriginality.
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