Seven More Ads Destroyed By "Depressed Copywriter"

Get out the business while you can, Depressed Copywriter.

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I’m guessing this read “me spree.” Which, is really fucking depressing copy.

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(s l o w c l a p)

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Infused with creeping dread.

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Thanks to facebook, we won’t die alone. “LIKE.”

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Nothing to add.

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…while your fake guitar gently weeps.

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My favorite.

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