1. The Coffee Killer is INSIDE THE HOUSE.
Copy: WHEN THE CLOCK IS TICKING away the night — and you can’t get to sleep — your nerves make you jump at every sound. You find yourself thinking things that would never occur to you in daylight…
3. ‘Get a cat’ they said, ‘it’ll relax you’ they said.
Image from a 1948 Sanka ad.
4. Here, Coffee gets compared to Alcohol.
BOY HAS A PILLOW TIED TO HIS ASS — THAT’S HOW HARD HIS HEPPED UP POP BEAT HIM.
5. “No, COFFEE DAD! Nooooo!!!!!
Image from a 1950 Sanka ad.
6. Not only did COFFEE WIFE not make you dinner, she went out and GOT A JOB!!!!!
Image form a 1951 Sanka ad.
7. THE DEAD OF NIGHT.
Images from two 1948 Sanka ads.