Sanka Ad Or Horror Movie?

    Back in post-WWII America, The only decaffeinated brand of coffee tried to make regular coffee look like PURE EVIL.

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    1. The Coffee Killer is INSIDE THE HOUSE.

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    Copy: WHEN THE CLOCK IS TICKING away the night — and you can't get to sleep — your nerves make you jump at every sound. You find yourself thinking things that would never occur to you in daylight...

    2. The illustrations were wonderfully scary.

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    3. 'Get a cat' they said, 'it'll relax you' they said.

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    Image from a 1948 Sanka ad.

    4. Here, Coffee gets compared to Alcohol.

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    BOY HAS A PILLOW TIED TO HIS ASS — THAT'S HOW HARD HIS HEPPED UP POP BEAT HIM.

    5. "No, COFFEE DAD! Nooooo!!!!!

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    Image from a 1950 Sanka ad.

    6. Not only did COFFEE WIFE not make you dinner, she went out and GOT A JOB!!!!!

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    Image form a 1951 Sanka ad.

    7. THE DEAD OF NIGHT.

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    Images from two 1948 Sanka ads.

    8. THIS WAS A BIT MUCH, SANKA.

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    Image from a 1949 Sanka ad.