Promoted

Proof That All Men With Ponytails Are Douchebags

He’s a “rave promoter”, not that you couldn’t have guessed that. On an NYC F train.

The Douche evidence:

• Pretends to be sleeping so nobody will ask him to move his crap.
• ONE workout glove.
• Stupid wrist things.
• That t-shirt.
• Whatever the fuck is hanging around his neck.
• And, according to poster Erin Bradley

“Eventually a woman woke his ass up and made him move his shit. He then proceeded to hand out flyers for the (shock) rave he was promoting. “Thousands” of people are coming and it’s “420 friendly” and if you “know anything about the underground DJ scene” you’ll be there because according to him he’s “very good at what I do.”

Finish failing, and go back to your hometown, please.

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