A BLUE van? That’s very non-religious.
Waiter? Blackjack dealer? Groom?
Probably the guy above in the black pants and white dress shirt.
SOMETHING IS NOT WHERE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE…
Probably the beginning of a robbery tunnel.
The person who compiles these reports for the Mercury News obviously has a sense of humor.
Yes, because burglars are well known to whistle while casing.
I need to know what the hawk was eating.
- Some 150 migrants stranded in the French city of Calais stormed the Channel Tunnel on Saturday in an attempt to make it to British territory.
- One person was killed and two others were seriously injured Friday when an air medical transport helicopter crashed in Colorado.
- Popular sections of Reddit went dark this week as confusion and protests swept the site.