A BLUE van? That’s very non-religious.
Waiter? Blackjack dealer? Groom?
Probably the guy above in the black pants and white dress shirt.
SOMETHING IS NOT WHERE IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE…
Probably the beginning of a robbery tunnel.
The person who compiles these reports for the Mercury News obviously has a sense of humor.
Yes, because burglars are well known to whistle while casing.
I need to know what the hawk was eating.
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