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Phallic Images…Everywhere

“It’s impossible to cock-block your mind” — Sigmund Freud.

1. Actual spaceships from Man Of Steel.

3. “rockets” red glare…

5. How some guy saves his gum in his work drawer.

7. Why would you design/own this water bottle?

8. It’s actually a wine bottle holder, but I guess it can hold bananas, too.

10. …with (too large) condom.

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