1. "Steampunk Gary Oldman" — reddit.
2. Yoga Crane Asshole.
3. Brie Snob.
4. Spread Legs Like A Dude Woman
5. "The Irony Is Strong With This One."
6. Green Goblin legs. Not a Halloween costume.
7. Pantsless Tattoo Bearer.
8. The "D" stands for "Dinner" (on the D train).
9. He's not on his way to or from Times Square, FYI.
10. Fuck if I know.
11. Fuck if I know #2.
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