Penis Necks?

New creepy—technically safe for work—safe sex ads via perverted Germany.

Translation: “Don’t risk your neck. Your decision for safer sex at love-rocks.de.”

Got that, dickheads?

Something like “Don’t think with your dick” would have been a better headline.

One of these images is bad enough, but the ad agency, JWT in Frankfurt, felt that five were needed to convey this boner of an idea. And: where are the pulsating, blood-filled veins?

Previously, safe sex ads via MTV featured images of flaccid penises in heaven.