“I am in the poison gas business. Advertising should make you choke, make your eyes water, make you feel sick.”
You got that, digital gurus? Please retain your buzzwords in the “mush of your decayed brains” (h/t Twain). Because nobody out there is eagerly awaiting your cutesy little content.
Don Draper couldn’t polish Lois’ knob.
Previously: what Lois had to say about Mad Men.
- Former Virginia Gov. Jim Gilmore is dropping out of the race for the Republican presidential nomination. He got 133 votes in New Hampshire.
- MLB issued its first-ever lifetime ban for performance enhancing drugs to New York Mets' Jenrry Mejia.
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