When Woody first parroted the cop, I fucking doubled over with laughter.
What a perfectly simple ad to sell that stupid thing.
Tell me you don’t want one.
Of course, I would want mine to translate my words to Russian.
You can buy him here.
Ad agency: Smetana.
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