"One Million Moms" Say Skittles Commercial Promotes Bestiality

    In it, a young woman makes out with a "walrus." A "walrus" named Bobby.

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    I already reviewed this commercial last month, giving it a "meh." But, the Moms have given it one million tongue clucks. From their website:

    "We are not sure of Skittles' thought process behind their new ad, but if they are attempting to offend customers, they have succeeded. Skittles' newest "Walrus" commercial includes a teen girl making out with a walrus. The two are on a sofa in an apartment kissing on the mouth when her shocked roommate walks in on them. Parents find this type of advertising inappropriate and unnecessary. Does Skittles' have our children's best interest in mind? Skittles candies are for all ages, but their target market is children.
    Skittles Marketing Team may have thought this was humorous, but not only is it disgusting, it is taking lightly the act of bestiality. Let Skittles know their new ad is irresponsible."

    Hokey dokey, then.

    Somebody please prove to me these women aren't actually Berkeley grad students conducting a sociology experiment.