Official New York City Subway Tourist Greeter

Better take a taxi.

A lot of WTF to take in, even for New York. Those spring-loaded(?) stilts, that fucking creepy jumpsuit, the facial expression, him possibly playing with his D train…he looks like Insanity Ground Zero. Welcome to the Apple.

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