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    New Product From Morton

    Big seller, I predict.

    Possible new taglines:
    •When It Rains Zombies, Blood Pours™
    • When It Rains, It Gores (thanks Maria)
    • Flesh—It's What's For Dinner™
    • Something Something...Cured Meat

    You work on it. I'm going to go pound three martinis. I wanna see the wall plastered with ideas when I get back.

    This is the 7th iteration of the Morton Salt Girl, introduced in 1914.