New Product From Morton

Big seller, I predict.

Possible new taglines:
•When It Rains Zombies, Blood Pours™
• When It Rains, It Gores (thanks Maria)
• Flesh—It’s What’s For Dinner™
• Something Something…Cured Meat

You work on it. I’m going to go pound three martinis. I wanna see the wall plastered with ideas when I get back.

This is the 7th iteration of the Morton Salt Girl, introduced in 1914.

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