3--zip, Devils fans. It's the Kings year, baby! Do it for Marcel Dionne, who scored more meaningless goals than probably any player in NHL history. Do it for goalie Rogie Vachon, who saw more rubber while with the Kings than all the hookers on Hollywood Boulevard combined. Do it for the tortured soul of Marty McSorley!
Via the brilliant sportswriter Katie Baker. Read her piece on McSorley here.