11 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Slogans

Think you can do better? As usual, graded A to F.

1. Cremation


Grade: F

ID: 1061906

2. Texas Showgirls

In Wichita Falls.
Cheap is always good.
But, this is probably why the place is so cheap:
The WFPD has had to deal with 64 incidents there in the last year.

Grade: C+

ID: 1061674

3. Liquor Delivery


Grade: B+

ID: 1061722

4. Big Red Tire Pros

Nice copy to support “Family Owned.”

Grade: B.

ID: 1061755

5. Some shithole bar

The Beastie Boys reference is a bit trite and tired at this point.
But, the kind of people who drink at 7am like to be able to rationalize it in their heads (I hear).

Grade: C+

ID: 1061804

6. Chris Clarke, ReMax

Your assumption is a dick move, Chris.
Grade: D.

ID: 1061742

7. Sex/Lingerie store

Well, if you were selling other methods of birth control, I’d say bravo.
But, you’re not.

Grade: D+

ID: 1061820

8. Barber Shop

In St. Andrews, Scotland.
Since this is Scotland, how much whisky is key.
Still, a smart promotion.

Grade: A-

ID: 1061836

9. Barber Jon’s

Bold, but also douchy.
UPDATE: After reviewing several twitter comments, I agree, it’s more bold than douchy. I’m changing Jon’s grade.
Grade: B

ID: 1061848

10. Pita Wrapbit

Yeah, the double meaning of a line is supposed to improve it, not make it far worse.

Grade: C-.

ID: 1061918

11. T.A.C.

In New York City.
Nice artwork.
That pun, though, OUCH.
Still, kinda charming, yes?
As long as they’re not using dead Mallards on the end of long sticks.

Grade: B.

ID: 1061872

For more great/terrible local business taglines, click here.

ID: 1061999

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