2. Texas Showgirls
In Wichita Falls.
Cheap is always good.
But, this is probably why the place is so cheap:
The WFPD has had to deal with 64 incidents there in the last year.
4. Big Red Tire Pros
Nice copy to support “Family Owned.”
5. Some shithole bar
The Beastie Boys reference is a bit trite and tired at this point.
But, the kind of people who drink at 7am like to be able to rationalize it in their heads (I hear).
6. Chris Clarke, ReMax
Your assumption is a dick move, Chris.
7. Sex/Lingerie store
Well, if you were selling other methods of birth control, I’d say bravo.
But, you’re not.
8. Barber Shop
In St. Andrews, Scotland.
Since this is Scotland, how much whisky is key.
Still, a smart promotion.
9. Barber Jon’s
Bold, but also douchy.
UPDATE: After reviewing several twitter comments, I agree, it’s more bold than douchy. I’m changing Jon’s grade.
10. Pita Wrapbit
Yeah, the double meaning of a line is supposed to improve it, not make it far worse.
In New York City.
That pun, though, OUCH.
Still, kinda charming, yes?
As long as they’re not using dead Mallards on the end of long sticks.
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