Look At These F*©king Hipsters?

20 stock photos of “hipsters.”

I entered “Hipster” into Getty Images search.
I paged through over 1,700 images.
Many were similar.
These are what was left.

1.

Description: “stereotypical hipster.” Ukelele, retro camera, smart books, weird-ass hat. OK.

2.

Description: “Mature hipster.” No. Lead singer, AC/DC—yes.

3.

“Hipster woman under black light.” They were a lot of black light photos.

4.

I…don’t know.

5.

“Woman with hipster headdress.”

6.

“Hipster grilling burgers.”

7.

“Beautiful Asian hipster wearing glasses.”

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10.

Uh…

11.

What’s the meaning of the blue ball?

12.

I’m not saying hipsters don’t play poker…

13.

What?

14.

Not eating the chocolate is hip, I guess.

15.

A-hah—irony! Sleeping while drinking coffee.

16.

Ironic patriotism? Or, patriotism? Which is hip?

17.

Rat tail? My brain hurts.

18.

OK, NO wa… wait, soul patch.

19.

The Hipster ideal?

20.

Description: “hipster wearing a crown.”