I don’t want to judge these two
psychosbros too harshly, but the second line of their pitch would give me pause:
“We’ve been told by the bride that bringing dates is “mandatory” so we “won’t harass all of my friends all night”…”
Redditor AbrahamAshley also notes: Centaurs rape human women.
Now, that’s just too harsh. I’m sure they’re harmless, fun-loving bro-mates who — for some unknown reason — have no girl friends to ask.
Previously: the best craigslist rock drummer ad ever.
- Justice Antonin Scalia, who served almost 30 years on the Supreme Court as one of its most prominent and influential conservative voices, died Saturday. He was 79.
- The four members of British indie band Viola Beach and their manager are believed to have died in a car crash in Sweden.
- And U.S. Republican presidential candidates had their nastiest debate yet in South Carolina last night 🇺🇸