7. Jesus, enough with the chicks in bikinis. OUT OF THE BOX, people.
8. Plot: “A shark who swims in sand terrorizes a tropical paradise.” Real sand sharks everywhere boycotted this bullshit.
Via A shark who swims in sand terrorizes a tropical paradise.
10. Left was the official poster, but the right one is better — plus a great tagline.
13. Though I love the Santa hat, the Japanese version wins.
14. But this is only thing you need to see from the above flick.
15. The classic is hard to beat. It’s been riffed on a million times.
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