1. How about $1,975?
They’re by Italian designer A Diciannoveventitre.
Details: “Overdyed, ultra-distressed high top sneakers with pre-rusted metal eyelets and dye-splattered rubber sole.”
FOR THAT PRICE, I WANT SOME REAL PUKE STAINS.
Buy them via Barney’s here.
2. They appear to be extremely authentically “ultra-distressed.” You can’t put a price tag on this level of fake realness.
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- Frank Gifford's family says the NFL star had CTE, the degenerative brain disease linked to football. He died in August. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›