1. How about $1,975?
They’re by Italian designer A Diciannoveventitre.
Details: “Overdyed, ultra-distressed high top sneakers with pre-rusted metal eyelets and dye-splattered rubber sole.”
FOR THAT PRICE, I WANT SOME REAL PUKE STAINS.
Buy them via Barney’s here.
2. They appear to be extremely authentically “ultra-distressed.” You can’t put a price tag on this level of fake realness.
- Rowan County, Kentucky, issued several marriage licenses today, but their validity is being questioned because jailed clerk Kim Davis's name isn't on them. ›
- After mounting pressure from other European countries, Britain will accept thousands more refugees from UN camps bordering Syria. ›
- U.S. Vice President Joe Biden said he isn't sure he has the "emotional energy" to run for president. ›