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Forever Alone

At a 1960s strip club. posted on September 2, 2012 at 3:26pm EDT

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Forever Alone

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The big ears. The cheap suit. The mutton chops? The perfectly creased one dollar bills.

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I’ve never seen a man look so derisively at vag.
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I don’t get how people can find humor in this picture. All I see is sad.
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He looks like he’s trying to forget. Forget the war. Forget all the people he killed. He is a haunted man. Unable to deal with civilian life. He can’t escape the past, he just ignores it.
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It’s probably her dad and she just realized it.
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Old farts who have to pay a woman to get naked, Jesus SO SAD
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Meh. Equivalent of internet porn now
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Andy Bellefluer ain’t impressed, he’s seen fairy vajay
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He is not impressed
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Dad???
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Poor guy. I wonder who he is or was.
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And serial killer of the week goes to!?
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“Meh, you’ve seen one vaginer, you’ve seen ‘em all…Here’s two bucks. ” -That Guy
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its like hes staring into her eyes… weird.
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He looks bored by what she is offering.
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