1. Michele Bachmann?
8. NO COMMENT.
11. She appears to either be jumping on a trampoline and eating, or eating in the wind. (Yes I know she’s eating noodles, not spaghetti, but she came up in the search.)
13. She’s eating wool pasta.
16. She appears to be yelling at her pasta.
20. Taxidermy on the wall.
23. Uncooked ravioli out of the can. She doesn’t care, because she’s high.
24. And, this woman was the queen of bad pasta eaters.
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