1. Durex condoms
“This Christmas, don’t get anything you didn’t wish for.”
That visual is a tad forced (that’s what she…nevermind).
Those are BALLS, Wonderbra.
Now, if you made them blue balls…
The best ad of the bunch.
Veet is the world’s #1 down-there depilatory product.
Your old Playboy magazines disapprove.
4. Triumph lingerie
“Christmas would be bare without it.”
That doesn’t really look like a tree, Triumph.
Via the Swedish Association of Sexuality Education, who sell all sorts of sex-related paraphernalia. Judging by the tattoo, Santa’s cheating on his wife/girlfriend. Just leave the toys, and leave, Kreepy Kris Kringle.
6. Harvey Nichols
Last year, the UK department store produced this Christmas party walk of shame commercial. Many loved it and — this being England — many complained about it. I feel very strongly both ways.
7. Lynx (Axe).
A “69” snow angel, with the smell of Windex and vomit in the air.
You don’t want to be the one on the bottom here.
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