copyranter made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Apr 06! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used copyranter's account to make one post each, in which case copyranter should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaÃ¢â‚¬â€¹tions to copyranter! Here's to 50 more!
copyranter made their 1000th post on Nov 27! That is more than 10 times as many paragraphs as there in Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason. According to logic, this person must therefore be one of the greatest intellects in BuzzFeed's history.
copyranter has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Mar 18! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
copyranter has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Apr 02! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
copyranter has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on May 25! More people have looked at copyranter's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
copyranter has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on May 11! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed copyranter's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.