Note that Angie is missing a leg.
James Bond says you should go to this billiard club in the Altai Republic.
Sandra Bullock feels this good after getting a manicure.
Hard to tell with that black bar over his eyes, but this appears to be our President lending his face to a solarium in Penza.
If anybody has a translation, please comment. Something to do with hair. UPDATE: commenters say it’s an ad for a cosmetology clinic.
Scrub J.D. is here to help you men with your “sexual vigor.”
Uma goes by “Ludmila” in the city of Pyatigorsk.
My favorite: Big Ben pensively wooing you to a Nalchik dry cleaner.
If anybody can help with translations, please comment. Thank you.