Celebrities On Russian Billboards (UPDATED)

Illegally. Angelina Jolie selling a local sauna; Ben Affleck pushing a dry cleaner.

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Note that Angie is missing a leg.

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James Bond says you should go to this billiard club in the Altai Republic.

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Sandra Bullock feels this good after getting a manicure.

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Hard to tell with that black bar over his eyes, but this appears to be our President lending his face to a solarium in Penza.

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If anybody has a translation, please comment. Something to do with hair. UPDATE: commenters say it’s an ad for a cosmetology clinic.

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Scrub J.D. is here to help you men with your “sexual vigor.”

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Uma goes by “Ludmila” in the city of Pyatigorsk.

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My favorite: Big Ben pensively wooing you to a Nalchik dry cleaner.

If anybody can help with translations, please comment. Thank you.