10 More Insane Local Russian Ads

Sick of America today? Take a trip to the Motherland, where local advertising is сумасшедший.

1. A local bank poster. Copy: “Trust — A Valuable Thing”

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2. Translation: “Pedobear Children’s Sports and Games Complex” (that’s what it says).

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3. ATM ad. Translation (it’s a Russian pun) : “Works Around The Clock”

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4. Translation: “Think about your future! (guy photo) You today! (girl photo) You tomorrow!” IBA Group is an IT service provider, so I guess this a jobs ad. And they maybe also perform sex change operations?

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5. This insanity is via Ukraine: WHERE DID EVERYBODY’S TONGUE GO?!?

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6. An art show.

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7. Translation: “STOP! Here is the most delicious Shawarma!” I’m guessing the deli didn’t pay for this amazing endorsement.

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8. Translation: “Treat your sweetheart to some sausage!”

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9. Translation: “You have smoked? Put out your stub into your ass! I am a beach not an ashtray!” Nice.

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10. And, in case you didn’t know, Russia is the place Grumpy Cat made her first worldwide ad appearance (for an internet service provider).

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All translations by Marina Galperina, Managing Editor of ANIMAL New York.

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