1. Out of nowhere…NINJA CAT!
2. How many sproings do you count?
3. Ah, love (I thought for sure something very bad was about to happen).
4. I got a bone, I don’t give a fuck.
6. UPDATE: we had to add this one. How to get a cat out of the bag back into the bag.
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