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From the glory days of pie in America. Happy Pi(e) Day.

1.

Hang in there, this is an amazingly tempting journey you are embarking on.

2.

Oh GOD, butterscotch.

5.

I just want to slam that pie in my maw, whole.

7.

Go away, naked Karo Kid.

11.

Even CreepDad can’t distract me from that deliciousness.

12.

JESUS…

13.

What this? BACON pies?!?

14.

Bacon and Cheese?
(Homer drool)

15.

SPAM!!!!!
Sorry if this is a pie buzzkill.
But — just maybe — this will save you from gorging yourself to unconsciousness.
If not, these absolutely disgusting vintage food recipe ads should do the trick.

All ads via Vintage Ads.

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