12 Best/Worst Local Ads Of The Week

Time again to cheer or sneer at amateur creativity.

1. Kolkata Traffic Police in West Bengal, India.

Via imgur.com

Good job.

Grade: A+

2. Dave Foreman, ReMax real estate agent

Via imgur.com

Nice one, Dave.

Grade: A

3. The Soap Opera

Very clever!
But, not very original.

Grade: C+

4. Some frame shop

Via thehiddenkiwi.tumblr.com

Again, very clever.
But this copy is on about a thousand frame shops in the world.

Grade: B-

5. Some plant and flower business

Via i.imgur.com

Very funny!
But again: NOT ORIGINAL.

Grade: B-

6. Unknown business

Via i.imgur.com

Looks more like "Fresh To Your Window"

Grade: D

7. Almaraz Law Firm (3 locations in southern Texas)

Via i.imgur.com

If I am ever killed by any of those methods, I will call you.
Also, "anywhere" is one word.

Grade: D

8. A very sly local ice cream business

Via i.imgur.com

Pre-1965 quarters are 100% silver.
They fetch $4-5 on ebay.

Grade: A (for business acumen)

Grade: F (for screwing the consumer)

9. Cox Farms in Centreville, VA (I think, please correct if wrong)

Via i.imgur.com

Cox Farms, run by 10-year-old boys.

Grade: D

10. Northeastern Fence in Saugus, MA.

Via i.imgur.com

OK OK, you're giving me more reasons to buy, good move.

Grade: B

11. BEST BOOK-SHOP COPY EVER.

Via i.imgur.com

If you know where this book shop is, please comment.

Grade: A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

12. Charleton (MA) Plumbing — YOU PUT A PIECE OF SHIT ON YOUR TRUCK.

Via i.imgur.com

Grade: Either A or F, I can't decide.