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11 Places You’d Never Expect To See A Penis

But, there they are. Safe for work.

1. In the Doctor’s office waiting room.

2. On the outside of a camping tent.

3. In the mechanical bull pit (via Russia).

4. At the 19th hole.

5. On Philadelphia Phillie pitcher Michael Jackson’s 1986 baseball card (Via the hilarious Tumblr Baseball Card Vandals).

6. On the Tour de France route.

7. At the end of a kid’s slide (that’s a heck of a kidney stone).

8. Attached to a Redwood.

9. In your strawberry patch.

10. At the bottom of a lake (true story).

11. In the scrap metal bin (yikes).

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