1. This…Can’t Be Good For Business.
Via reddit, where the redditor swears it’s not Photoshopped.
2. Flower Shop
In Spokane, WA.
Nice riff off of current events!
3. Pawn Shop
It rhymes, which is almost always a plus for memorability.
But that big, honking QR code on the door makes me queasy.
4. Local Bar
In Melbourne, AUS.
Pretty much the best line you could write for a bar.
5. Massage Boy
That’s a lot information delivered in four short words. Bravo.
RPM is a chain, but this is a local tagline.
I like the bottom line, as it’s maybe the first ever truthful slogan from an auto mechanic.
But that first line with the suspicious quotes kinda ruins the vibe.
7. Some Local Gym
Via a Sheffield, England gym, but I’ve seen this line used by several other local gyms, so points off for unoriginality. And sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.
8. Shoe repair
Well, the S&M crowd will flock.
The Fundies, however, might burn the place down.
9. Antique Store
In Grass Valley, CA.
OK, not a slogan, but a business name.
About 40% Clever and 60% Creepy.
10. Coffee Shop
In Shoreditch, London.
Too-forced puns always make me wince.
But, a nice effort.
11. Plant shop
In Sumner, WA.
Now here’s a pun that works.
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