11 More Of The Best/Worst Local Business Slogans

Sometimes when you play with words, they bite. Graded A — F.

1. This…Can’t Be Good For Business.

Via reddit, where the redditor swears it’s not Photoshopped.
Grade: F

ID: 1016696

2. Flower Shop

In Spokane, WA.
Nice riff off of current events!
Grade: A

ID: 1016888

3. Pawn Shop

It rhymes, which is almost always a plus for memorability.
But that big, honking QR code on the door makes me queasy.
Grade: B

ID: 1016812

4. Local Bar

In Melbourne, AUS.
Pretty much the best line you could write for a bar.
Grade: A

ID: 1016933

5. Massage Boy

Via Amsterdam.
That’s a lot information delivered in four short words. Bravo.
Grade: B

ID: 1016827

6. RPM

RPM is a chain, but this is a local tagline.
I like the bottom line, as it’s maybe the first ever truthful slogan from an auto mechanic.
But that first line with the suspicious quotes kinda ruins the vibe.
Grade: B-

ID: 1016786

7. Some Local Gym

Via a Sheffield, England gym, but I’ve seen this line used by several other local gyms, so points off for unoriginality. And sometimes, honesty is not the best policy.
Grade: C-

ID: 1016751

8. Shoe repair

Well, the S&M crowd will flock.
The Fundies, however, might burn the place down.
Grade: B-

ID: 1016904

9. Antique Store

In Grass Valley, CA.
OK, not a slogan, but a business name.
About 40% Clever and 60% Creepy.
Grade: C-

ID: 1016875

10. Coffee Shop

In Shoreditch, London.
Too-forced puns always make me wince.
But, a nice effort.
Grade: B-

ID: 1016837

11. Plant shop

In Sumner, WA.
Now here’s a pun that works.
Grade: A-

ID: 1016858

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