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10 Husbands Having Second Thoughts About Marriage

It’s written all over their faces. From vintage ads.

1.

‘She’ll get the boy. And house. Maybe I’ll at least get to keep my goddamn car.’
(1950s Goodyear ad)

2.

‘I need a fucking triple scotch.’

3.

(One of those 1940s Lysol douche ads)
‘I knew I was gay walking down the aisle. What have I done?’

4.

‘Oh good, I finally have an engraved car. Next up, engraved tombstone.’

5.

‘Ha, yeah, tie it nice and tight, sweet-ums.
Wouldn’t want me to run away, now would you?’

7.

(Ad for Dr. Miles Nervine tablets)
‘She absolutely despises me, that is clear.”

8.

(from a Winchester gun brochure)
FAKEST. SMILE. EVER.

9.

“I killed men, women, and children. Lots of children…”

10.

‘Enjoy your beach day, honey, in my car with my money.
I’ll be here, trimming the hedges…ALWAYS trimming the hedges…’
(1950s Goodyear ad)

All images via Vintage Advertising, except #1 and #10, via Mitch O’Connell.

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