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A car wash in Wisconsin. Looks like the shotgun wrote the sign.
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The translation is: Dried goods.
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Small print reads: Don't steal my can! (all spelled right).
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DAMN! Only 2 letters off.
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Sooo...say YES to drugs, emphatically.
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Sentence structure...important.
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Punctuation...also important.