“Rich people on holidays”
” Euthanasia: Should we kill handicapped Christmas turkeys?”
“Can we tan without sun?”
“What happens to baby seals that survive massacres? They grow up to be big jerks.”
“Is hair obscene?”
“Unemployed! Breed bees.”
“The blessed virgin: I had an abortion!”
“No, the flu is not contagious!”
“For a more humane death penalty: the chainsaw”
- BP has agreed to pay a $18.7 billion fine to settle legal actions over the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill.
- Boko Haram has killed 97 people at mosques in northeastern Nigeria, a government official told AP.
- Former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb, a Democrat with a military background, is running for president.
- Tidal is now the only place you can stream Prince's music. He's pulled his work from other services, like Spotify.