“Rich people on holidays”
” Euthanasia: Should we kill handicapped Christmas turkeys?”
“Can we tan without sun?”
“What happens to baby seals that survive massacres? They grow up to be big jerks.”
“Is hair obscene?”
“Unemployed! Breed bees.”
“The blessed virgin: I had an abortion!”
“No, the flu is not contagious!”
“For a more humane death penalty: the chainsaw”
- A judge set a $1 million bond for Ray Tensing, who was charged with murder for fatally shooting Samuel Dubose.
- An ultra-Orthodox man stabbed six people at Jerusalem's gay pride parade today. He has been apprehended.
- Atlanta police are searching for two white men who were caught on security cameras placing Confederate flags at a historic church.