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10 Horribly Painful Advertising Puns

This is Punishing.

1. Seat

That…word makes me want to strangle someone.

2. Browhaus

On the London Tube.
Browhaus is your “one-stop brow and lash grooming salon.”
Any pun that both makes me mispronounce a word and uncomfortably makes me wish I was getting orally satisfied, deserves massive scorn.

3. H.I.S shirts

That line isn’t just flirtin’ with disaster,
it’s ass-fucking it.

4. India Pale Ales

Ouch x 2.
Two breweries, both hopped up on stupid balls.
Which one is more painful?

7. Washington Mutual

The bank is no more.
I think this ad is what killed them.

8. Budweiser

Bud placed this awful ad in January 2009.
They spelled “Inaugural” wrong.

9. Apocalips

58,282 Americans and hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese died to bring you those lips.

10. Foot Petals

This one literally makes me feel nauseous.

Via Fuck Yeah Advertising Puns, where indicated. Otherwise, via copyranter.

Previously: These are Tearable Puns.

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