1.
"Did it hurt when you got it done?"
3.
"Do you speak differently with the piercing in?"
4.
"Why would you do this to your body?"
5.
"Don't you think you're too old for it?"
6.
"So... You're probably really good at oral sex, right?"
8.
"Does this mean you have less tastebuds?"
9.
"Do you get food stuck in it?"
10.
"You are destroying your teeth."
11.
"When are you taking it out?"
12.
"You are never going to get a real job with that thing on."
13.
"Have you ever swallowed it?"
14.
"Have you ever gotten, you know, stuck to something down there?"
But you know better than that...
So rock on you beautiful you.