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25 People Who Had A Million Dollar Idea

Some are great, some need some rethinking, others are a plain “no way”. If you need some inspiration for your million dollar idea, you can find more on Twitter.

1. That wouldn’t be comfortable, now would it?


Lori

@loribuckmajor

That’s my Million Dollar Idea! Flying minivans! Screw the airline industry.

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2. Ummm, why would you want to eat it in the first place?


Ryne David

@Rynoman21

Just thought of my million dollar idea edible deodorant.

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3. Maybe…


Sam Kearney

@Samkearney33

Million dollar idea: slow cook ribs, use the left over sauce/fat/goodness to make popsicles. Ribscicles. Genius. Best of desert and dinner.

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4. Ok, you got me hooked.


Carsen Berry

@CarsenBerry

Million dollar idea: a toothpaste that doesn’t stain your clothes.

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5. The #foreveralone email account.


ⓃⓊⓃⓏⒾ ♨

@fizzlestothetop

Million dollar idea:An email account that has every email address in the world marked as spam. Never receives any emails. Best account ever.

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6. You could match it to your bathroom wall, carpet, and… other things.

So my last tweet is actually a million dollar idea. Different colored toilet paper. #COPYRIGHT

— adriae16 (@Adrianne Ellerbroek)

Adrianne Ellerbroek

@adriae16

So my last tweet is actually a million dollar idea. Different colored toilet paper. #COPYRIGHT

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7. YES! Gold mine!

Million dollar idea: A birth control pill holder that has an alarm that sounds like a screaming baby whenever you forget to take your pill.

— christinawilder (@christinawilder)

christinawilder

@christinawilder

Million dollar idea: A birth control pill holder that has an alarm that sounds like a screaming baby whenever you forget to take your pill.

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8. Not too convincing, but ok.

Million dollar idea. A bar called "Outlet". Drinks cost double but everybody gets a place to charge their phone.

— ChrisCubas (@Chris Cubas)

Chris Cubas

@ChrisCubas

Million dollar idea. A bar called “Outlet”. Drinks cost double but everybody gets a place to charge their phone.

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9. PLEASEEEEEE.

Million dollar idea: WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.

— ChildhoodFacts (@Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ)

Kids Probs ʕ•̬͡•ʔ

@ChildhoodFacts

Million dollar idea: WiFi bracelets so you can wear them and have internet connection anywhere.

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10. PRETTY PLEASEEEEE.

Million dollar idea: Toddler Tape Millions of uses, including: -Keeping their mouth shut -Keeping hands to themselves -Keeping them in bed

— QwertyJones3 (@Qwerty Jones)

Qwerty Jones

@QwertyJones3

Million dollar idea: Toddler Tape Millions of uses, including:
-Keeping their mouth shut
-Keeping hands to themselves
-Keeping them in bed

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11. Yeah, no, not even a one million dollar one.

fifty million dollar idea: Gwen Stefani singing Nine Inch Nail covers in a 3 year Vegas contract

— 1984jpeg (@dylan sage)

dylan sage

@1984jpeg

fifty million dollar idea: Gwen Stefani singing Nine Inch Nail covers in a 3 year Vegas contract

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12. Can I invest on this one?

Million-dollar idea: An airline that loses your emotional baggage.

— gneicco (@Dave)

Dave

@gneicco

Million-dollar idea: An airline that loses your emotional baggage.

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13. Out of all the options in the world, why Tweety?

Million dollar idea: condoms that have random temporary tattoos on the inside. like you'd roll them off and find tweety bird on your dick.

— ImLeslieChow (@Leslie Chow)

Leslie Chow

@ImLeslieChow

Million dollar idea: condoms that have random temporary tattoos on the inside. like you’d roll them off and find tweety bird on your dick.

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14. Euuuuugh.

Million dollar idea: a laptop that is charged by masturbating.

— kumailn (@Kumail Nanjiani)

Kumail Nanjiani

@kumailn

Million dollar idea: a laptop that is charged by masturbating.

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15. I see what you did there ¬¬

I have a million dollar idea that I will explain to the first million people that send me a dollar.

— IAmSpencerKane (@Spencer Kane)

Spencer Kane

@IAmSpencerKane

I have a million dollar idea that I will explain to the first million people that send me a dollar.

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16. How very meta of you.

I want a site that lets you review Yelp reviews. This is my million dollar idea.

— alixmcalpine (@alix)

alix

@alixmcalpine

I want a site that lets you review Yelp reviews. This is my million dollar idea.

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17. Sold.

Million dollar idea: Ice cream trucks but for alcohol.

— FillWerrel (@Will Ferrell Parody)

Will Ferrell Parody

@FillWerrel

Million dollar idea: Ice cream trucks but for alcohol.

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18. Again, sold.

Million Dollar Idea: Breakfast place that only serves cold, leftover pizza and coffee. Get at me, Venture Capitalists.

— mrtruthandsoul (@Truth y Frijoles)

Truth y Frijoles

@mrtruthandsoul

Million Dollar Idea: Breakfast place that only serves cold, leftover pizza and coffee. Get at me, Venture Capitalists.

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19. Can it post straight to Instagram too?

A Million Dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures, women would love it.

— OhMrWonka (@Condescending Wonka)

Condescending Wonka

@OhMrWonka

A Million Dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures, women would love it.

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20. :(

If I had a dollar for every time I've had a million dollar idea, I'd have (does quick mental calculation) zero dollars.

— tejucole (@Teju Cole)

Teju Cole

@tejucole

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve had a million dollar idea, I’d have (does quick mental calculation) zero dollars.

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21. Not coming over for drinks, dude. Nope.

Million dollar idea: something that lets you create an ice cube mold out of your junk, so you can have your own ice dickle.

— wilw (@Wil Wheaton)

Wil Wheaton

@wilw

Million dollar idea: something that lets you create an ice cube mold out of your junk, so you can have your own ice dickle.

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22. No more low bat. EVER.

Million dollar idea: smartphones that don't run on batteries but rather the energy generated by human anxiety

— ariscott (@Ari Scott)

Ari Scott

@ariscott

Million dollar idea: smartphones that don’t run on batteries but rather the energy generated by human anxiety

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23. Dream come true.

would anyone like to fund my million dollar idea: guitar case suitcases so you can look cool at the airport. thanks.

— morgan_murphy (@Morgan Murphy)

Morgan Murphy

@morgan_murphy

would anyone like to fund my million dollar idea: guitar case suitcases so you can look cool at the airport. thanks.

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24. ILU!

Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep.

— PaulyPeligroso (@Pauly Casillas)

Pauly Casillas

@PaulyPeligroso

Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music…pugstep.

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25. Ugh, yes.

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts.

— daemonic3 (@Terry F)

Terry F

@daemonic3

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog’s pre-puke warning grunts.

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