1. Meet the best soccer player in the world.
No biggie, he’s got it.
2. Look at that perfect smile…
3. He’s best buds with the other world star, Neymar.
Together they can conquer the world. Too bad they play for the two teams with the biggest rivalry, Argentina and Brazil.
4. He’s got nothing to envy Brazilian Hulk when it comes to butts.
5. He’s done his fair share of posing in underwear.
Never enough. Give us more. The people want more!
6. THAT BUTT.
7. THAAAAAAT BUTT!
8. But also, he looks fantastic in white shorts… If you know what I mean ;)
9. Let’s just take a minute to appreciate his perfect body.
Everyone wants a piece of him.
11. And friends.
16. He has scored over 400 magnificent goals.
17. He’s a proud papa.
He has his son’s name tattooed on his left leg.
18. He was so chill and cool while getting it done, though.
19. His baby is adorable, just like him. JUST LOOK AT THOSE CHEEKS.
20. OMG, please stop.
21. He has IMMPECABLE fashion sense.
22. Everyone loses their breath when they see him down like this.
But Messi being Messi, he always dusts off and gets up to continue playing.
23. He’s the player with most Ballons D’or. So yeah, he’s number one.
24. No one else can wear this number like he does.
25. Right now he’s leading the Argentine team in the World Cup.
Look at that pose.