5 Literal Interpretations Of Popular Moustaches (As Worn By Brad Pitt)

In lieu of Mo'vember, here is a list of 5 popular moustaches that have been made wildly literal and have been applied to a hilariously real picture of a Younger Brad Pitt.

1. The Handlebar

Heavy and impractical. Definitely not a Schwinning combination.

2. The Pencil

This pencil looks like it actually belongs, as it matches Bradley's hair perfectly (meanwhile the eraser matches his lips).

3. The Lampshade

Johnny Suede? More like Johnny Lampshade. KAH-POW

4. The Anchor

Although technically not a 'stache, we will look past it because no matter where you go Brad Pitt's eyes will follow you...

5. The Toothbrush

A lot like the "Lampshade", the "Toothbrush" also looks ridiculous. Unlike the Lampshade, rocking the Toothbrush in public will probably get you into a lot of trouble... Even if you are Brad Pitt.