Just when you thought you had that whole ‘sex’ thing down, they change it up again with weird, spinning, vibrating, glow in the dark, fandangled gadgets. You think you’ve seen it all until you’ve seen someone with a dildo strapped to their chin and that’s not even the start of it. Yes, these are real products and no, we don’t know how to use them.
Google is like the cool kid at high school. He gives the impression of being ‘a nice guy’ but deep down he just can’t wait to call you out on your mistakes and share your private information with the rest of the class. Really, no matter how cool he seems to be (I hear they have those little napping pods in their office), there’s no way in hell that you could trust him with anything.
Since Meek mill first tweeted out Drake doesn’t write his own raps everyone has been on edge to see what else will come to light. So what did Meek Mill have to say about Drake while on stage performing for “The Pinkprint Tour?”
Current Speaker of the House, Mrs. Bronwyn Bishop, spent $5000 of tax payer’s money on a helicopter flight between Melbourne and Geelong (a trip that would take about an hour driving). Clearly that money could be spent on more practical things, right!?