We all know the tip is the most sensitive part of the penis….he knew where to start.

He didn't want to look like he was chugging so he just went for the tip… lmao

I'm still saying he's gay & hiding it.

I didn't think it was possible to eat a corndog in a gay way but…Marcus Bachmann managed to do it. You see the way he holds it? Ever so delicately….

Like a BOSS!

the facial expression screams FLAMER.

all this proves is his one of those prissy types who you have to fight with, beg and plead with about sucking your dick (thinking of an x-girlfriend here) “oh I dunno, its soooo big”, “I don't wanna, Noooooo, I don't wanna, hehe, ok maybe just a little nibble” etc. you know the type both girls and guys(gays).

Michele: “Come on Marcus you've had bigger.”

Well, that extinguished all doubt for me …

Banger in the mouth.

No footlongs.

ok, we see the corndog - now where does the sharpie go?

What made these two think that eating corn dogs in front of 10+ cameras was a good idea?

You can see all those years of built up self-loathing coming rushing out of his over-sized closet. Maybe one day your wife will give you your balls back and you can finally run free. Majestic like a unicorn…

all this proves is that hes a biter.

The most obvious case of feigned lack-of-interest in cornhole-ery I've every seen.

Go deep, old man. We know you don't have a gag reflex anymore.