The Seven Stages Of Getting Sick

Achoo. Wasn't it flu season last year? Bring on the tylenol, tissues, and get-well cards from your mother.

1. You feel a little sniffly.

But you're fine! You can get along with that one used tissue in your back pocket just fine.

2. You feel all hot and sneezy.

And you admit the fact that you've been contaminated.

3. You stay at home rather than going to work or school.

You've never seen your house at 2:00 PM! It's a whole new world *cue Aladdin*.

4. You realize that the flu get's so boring. And it's icky.

5. You try to mask your gross sickness.

6. Eventually you feel refreshed!

If you can get over the common flu, who knows what else you can conquer?

7. You return to normal.

Good as new! Sort of.