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Squid-Like Cthulhu Chest Hair Tattoo!

Like snowflakes or puppies or stars in the sky, there are more types of chest hair than one man (or woman) can count — we even have a page to consolidate them! I think I’ve mentioned, on more than one occasion, that my hands down favorite is The Sean Connery (for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that I have this type of chest hair myself). The following chest hair is known by many names, but here are most of them inside of a single paragraph: Creepy But Curiously Arousing Japanese Tentacle Monster / Lovecraftian Cthulhu Dagon McThing / Mother Grundle (Otherwise known as Mrs. Taintface) / Delicious Octopussy Pie / That Squid From That Book By Jules Verne Starring Will Smith / Obese Demon Baby from the Underbrush of Hell / The Many-Fingered Anus Rapture (Exclamation Point)!

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