Check out King Chest Hair’s thorough guide to chest hair fashion!
Come Look At My Chest Hair and Green House of Fashion have created an eco-friendly male pin-up calendar for 2012 (see the PDF here, buy the recycled calendar here — 20% of proceeds go to the World Wild Life Fund).
If you enjoy hilariously sexy man-chests, then this is the calendar for you.
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Ever wonder what Batman, Spider-Man, The Flash, and Wolverine’s chest hair looks like? Click the image below to find out!
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Somebody called King Chest Hair fat! Click on the image below and read the King’s response:
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Like snowflakes or puppies or stars in the sky, there are more types of chest hair than one man (or woman) can count — we even have a page to consolidate them! I think I’ve mentioned, on more than one occasion, that my hands down favorite is The Sean Connery (for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that I have this type of chest hair myself).
The following chest hair is known by many names, but here are most of them inside of a single paragraph:
Creepy But Curiously Arousing Japanese Tentacle Monster / Lovecraftian Cthulhu Dagon McThing / Mother Grundle (Otherwise known as Mrs. Taintface) / Delicious Octopussy Pie / That Squid From That Book By Jules Verne Starring Will Smith / Obese Demon Baby from the Underbrush of Hell / The Many-Fingered Anus Rapture (Exclamation Point)!
Not since Dr. Claw in the TV show Inspector Gadget has there been such a shroud of secrecy around one man’s face. In Volume 6 of Ask King Chest Hair, Anonymous asked: “can you post a picture of your face and chesthair please , i think you’re hot sa hell.”
Which roughly translated to, “King Chest Hair, will you post a picture of both your hot as hell face and hot as hell chest hair, since you’ve never posted a picture of your face since starting the blog?”
You’ll have to read the post to find out whether or not King Chest Hair revealed his face to the world…
Where is Thor’s chest hair in Marvel’s new Thor movie? This is investigative journalism at it’s finest, folks. King Chest Hair, of ComeLookAtMyChestHair.tumblr.com, goes where no man hath gone before in pursuit of answering the question: Where in the hell did Thor the magic Viking god of Thunder’s chest hair go? The answers may shock you…
It’s a fact — a fact, I say — that everybody worth their weight in baby limbs loves Top Ten blog-posts almost as much as they do chest hair. So, naturally, everybody everywhere should super duper doubly fucking love this Top Ten blog-post about chest hair.
Keep in mind, this is not a Top Ten for the chest hairs that have appeared solely upon this, the foremost expert chest hair website on the Internet. (Not necessarily, anyway.) This is a Top 10 Chest Hairs of All Time!!! list for all the chest hairs in the world, alive, dead, or yet unborn.
To quote Samuel L. Jackson in Jurassic Park: “Hold on t’yer butts.”