1. The Sauna Suit
Finally lose that pesky armpit weight with a more robust sweat trap for your body!
2. The Keep Fit Pills
Never lose your house keys in your belly rolls again!
3. The Neck Slimmer
Develop the world’s most impressive nod with one simple motion!
4. The Ab Belt
Zap your twitchy abs into involuntary crunches, no matter where you are!
5. The Swedish Diet Commercial
Eat an entire chicken while riding a moped and still lose weight!
6. The Perfect Plate
Eat enough baked ziti for a family of eight without gaining an ounce!
7. The Ab Circle Pro
Scientifically proven to be a really off-putting office activity!
8. The Tabletop Boxer
Gleefully punch your way to a stronger physique!
10. The Bandinis
Tone and sculpt your chubby little wrists AND get your carpet clean, all at once!
11. The Gazelle Freestyle
Women will point at your butt in amazement, guaranteed!
12. The Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power
Ride it, my pony. Very, very vigorously.
13. The Weight Loss Smelling Wafer
One smell of this magical wafer and you’ll never want to eat that brownie again!