The Telltale Signs You Might Be A Total Douche
Are you a douche? If you’re guilty of more than 3 items on this list, the answer is yes. Catch up with the ultimate douche, “Bobby Bottleservice” and other hilarious characters on Comedy Central’s all new Kroll Show, Wednesdays at 10:30/9:30C.
1. Your evening’s plans usually include the phrase “bottles and models”.
4. You swear the ladies love your sexy pout.
5. You were legitimtely bummed when LMFAO broke up.
6. You wear sunglasses at night, indoors, on the subway, everywhere, all the time.
10. You show off how “swole” you are with super tight shirts.
12. You’re only one visit away from filling up your frequent tanner’s card.
Inspired by: Bobby Bottleservice aka Bobby B.
Catch up with the ultimate douche, “Bobby Bottleservice” on Comedy Central’s all new Kroll Show, premiering Wednesday, January 16 at 10:30/9:30C.
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Gnazza976 3 months agoI love Nick Kroll. He used to be a patient at the dental office I work at. His parents and sister are still active patients. Great family. However…I was really disappointed with the first show of his new series on Comedy Central. All new characters that were not funny at ALL. I really hope the second show brings back some or all of the older characters that I love so much. If not..I dont think I can bring myself to sit through another hour of total un-funniness. Bummer :o( Step it up Nick!
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kobes 4 months agoi’m a douch i just read all the comments also its a bit primitive to never change i’m not even american and i can see Obama is trying to let america evolve times change people have to change with them.
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ssb062000 4 months ago
“I’m a douche and I have just read all of these comments. As a result (,or maybe, in spite of) this I have come to the realization that it is primitive to never change. I’m not a U.S. citizen, however, I can see that President Obama is trying to allow social and political evolution in the United States of America. Time change, people have to change with them.” I tried to translate but I’m still not sure that I understand….I’m sorry I have failed.
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samanthaq2 4 months agoHow I feel when I realize a Buzzfeed article is just and advertisement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5OWoG44VAw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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AlexandArthur 3 months ago
I knew what I was getting into as soon as I saw that it was posted by
Comedy Central.
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