1. Your evening’s plans usually include the phrase “bottles and models”.
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2. You’ve perfected the art of the double popped collar.
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3. You post last night’s receipts on Instagram.
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4. You swear the ladies love your sexy pout.
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5. You were legitimtely bummed when LMFAO broke up.
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6. You wear sunglasses at night, indoors, on the subway, everywhere, all the time.
8. Your “bling” is worth more than your rent.
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9. Your go-to dance move is the fist pump.
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10. You show off how “swole” you are with super tight shirts.
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11. Your favorite designer is Ed Hardy.
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12. You’re only one visit away from filling up your frequent tanner’s card.
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