The Best Spoilers From Roseanne’s Roast

The Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne taped last weekend, and attendees wouldn’t stop tweeting the most despicable, hilarious things during the show. You can get in on the action by sending your own #RoseanneRoast tweets during the mother of all roasts, the Roast of Roseanne this Sunday at 10/9c on Comedy Central.


Writing a few last minute jokes for @TheRealRoseanne roast taping tonight. You’re goin down, mama.— Jeffrey Ross


jeff ross- i got some jokes for your ass. gilbert: bring it bitch-I got some for u too—- Roseanne Barr


Excited to go see my boo boo @amyschumer kill it at this Roseanne roast w the lovely @natashaleggero + @NotoriousROD— Chelsea Peretti


Roaster @realgilbert wrecked me, @waynebrady & @Kateylous while @anthonyjeselnik & @amyschumer kept their cool … http://t.co/fqyrpoLN— Seth Green


#RoseanneRoast I’m still upset @EllenBarkin told me I was too old for her— Michael Fishman

@ChelseaVPeretti and @natashaleggero are embarrassing me at the #roseanneroast and it hasn't even started yet.

— kylekinane (@Kyle Kinane)

@ChelseaVPeretti and @natashaleggero are embarrassing me at the #roseanneroast and it hasn’t even started yet.— Kyle Kinane

Oh man. I think @realjeffreyross is my new hero. He just powned the shit out of everyone here. #RoseanneRoast

— ClareGrant (@clare grant)

Oh man. I think @realjeffreyross is my new hero. He just powned the shit out of everyone here. #RoseanneRoast— clare grant

Jeffrey Ross is a genius- Jeff I support you pushing the envelope to include PEDOS as the punchline-#itsabouttime #letsroll #jeffrosspatriot

— TheRealRoseanne (@Roseanne Barr)

Jeffrey Ross is a genius- Jeff I support you pushing the envelope to include PEDOS as the punchline-#itsabouttime #letsroll #jeffrosspatriot— Roseanne Barr

The Roseanne Roast was like Iran. We negotiated a peace treaty but there was still a nut in charge and a bunch of nuclear fuel lying around.

— TomArnold (@Tom Arnold)

The Roseanne Roast was like Iran. We negotiated a peace treaty but there was still a nut in charge and a bunch of nuclear fuel lying around.— Tom Arnold

.@SethGreen lets everyone know how he feels about @realjeffreyross in this sneak peek of the #RoseanneRoast: http://t.co/HegTqBXp

— ComedyCentral (@Comedy Central)

.@SethGreen lets everyone know how he feels about @realjeffreyross in this sneak peek of the #RoseanneRoast: http://t.co/HegTqBXp— Comedy Central

"I just want to say, Roseanne, you were my Johnny Carson." -Tom Arnold #roseanneroast

— HuffPostComedy (@HuffPostComedy)

“I just want to say, Roseanne, you were my Johnny Carson.” -Tom Arnold #roseanneroast— HuffPostComedy

Carrie Fisher to Wayne Brady:"You're so white I tried to snort you backstage." #roseanneroast @poptimal

— mattdegroot (@Matt DeGroot)

Carrie Fisher to Wayne Brady:”You’re so white I tried to snort you backstage.” #roseanneroast @poptimal— Matt DeGroot

In this #RoseanneRoast sneak peek, @AnthonyJeselnik admires the way his friend @RealJeffreyRoss dressed for the roast. http://t.co/CFANYSLw

— ComedyCentral (@Comedy Central)

In this #RoseanneRoast sneak peek, @AnthonyJeselnik admires the way his friend @RealJeffreyRoss dressed for the roast. http://t.co/CFANYSLw— Comedy Central

Nothing new....@TomArnold is riding on the shirt tales of Roseanne's fame..for a buck. Literally, $1. It's all he's worth. #roseanneroast

— MadLew (@Jenn)

Nothing new….@TomArnold is riding on the shirt tales of Roseanne’s fame..for a buck. Literally, $1. It’s all he’s worth. #roseanneroast— Jenn

@janemarielynch Volcanoes are Big, Loud, Dangerous & Explosive, maybe Roseanne moved to Hawaii to blend in #RoseanneRoast

— david_arnott (@David Arnott)

@janemarielynch Volcanoes are Big, Loud, Dangerous & Explosive, maybe Roseanne moved to Hawaii to blend in #RoseanneRoast— David Arnott

@janemarielynch Can't believe @ComedyCentral found someone even taller & gayer than @SethMacFarlane to host a roast! #RoseanneRoast

— thedailyroast (@Ron Dickles)

@janemarielynch Can’t believe @ComedyCentral found someone even taller & gayer than @SethMacFarlane to host a roast! #RoseanneRoast— Ron Dickles

"Carrie, make yourself feel at home. Chain yourself to Roseanne's chair." #RoseanneRoast #JeffRoss

— FreddiePhysical (@Don Smiley)

“Carrie, make yourself feel at home. Chain yourself to Roseanne’s chair.” #RoseanneRoast #JeffRoss— Don Smiley

Roseanne is more man than like the last dozen fools the friars roasted. Looking forward to sunday's debauchery. #RoseanneRoast

— BrickExpose (@BÉUrbanMedia.Bernard)

Roseanne is more man than like the last dozen fools the friars roasted. Looking forward to sunday’s debauchery. #RoseanneRoast— BÉUrbanMedia.Bernard

Usually when I roast a pig, it has an apple in its mouth... #roseanneroast

— _tdome (@Tyler Domenico)

Usually when I roast a pig, it has an apple in its mouth… #roseanneroast— Tyler Domenico

The #RoseanneRoast is only going to be funny Bc if you really did roast her you would end world hunger

— Lala_the_3rd (@POLICE CHIEF)

The #RoseanneRoast is only going to be funny Bc if you really did roast her you would end world hunger— POLICE CHIEF

@JaneMarieLynch real stoked #RoseanneRoast is comin up.. I'm thinkin big romp. Honeyglazed or not she can eat it! ;^)

— KJLL_R (@Kjell A. Ramfjord)

@JaneMarieLynch real stoked #RoseanneRoast is comin up.. I’m thinkin big romp. Honeyglazed or not she can eat it! ;^)— Kjell A. Ramfjord

...Princess Leia flipping people off or finally seeing what the wife in Married with Children looks like without the red wig #RoseanneRoast

— aclaessen (@Anna Claessen)

…Princess Leia flipping people off or finally seeing what the wife in Married with Children looks like without the red wig #RoseanneRoast— Anna Claessen

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