The 10 Best Cat Moments In South Park

It's no secret that cats are serious business on the Internet, but we didn't realize quite how serious until we received an email from the president of the Internet demanding we increase our cat-related output. Here are a few of our favorite feline bits from the first 16 seasons of South Park as we look ahead to the Season 17 premiere tonight at 10/9c.

1. The Cat Orgy from "Cat Orgy"

Who could forget all the hardcore cat humping in this Season 3 classic?

2. Cat Breading from "Faith Hilling"

You want cats? You got 'em! Not one, but four! Eat 'em up, Internet!

3. Lion Cubs Get Abortion Lessons in Woodland Critter Christmas

So edgy and yet so utterly adorbz at the same time!

4. Ms. Choksondik's Kittens from "Fourth Grade"

You can be excused if you didn't notice these kittens before. There are a couple distractions in the shot LOL!

5. Kitty Wants Cartman's Pot Pie from "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"

And finally, there's this scene from way back in the show's very first episode. Bet Kitty thought twice about begging for pot pie after that!

Hope you've all enjoyed this little list. Be sure to watch the 17th season premiere of South Park, next Wednesday at 10/9c!

6. Kenny Covered in Cat Pee from "Major Boobage"

So, I just got a call from the Internet, and they said that wasn't enough cats, so here's a whole bunch of puddy tats pissing all over Kenny. Haha, gross!

We good here?

7. Kit-9 from "Go God Go XII"

According to the armed gentlemen who just arrived at my door, we are apparently not in fact good here, so here's one more. See if you get the Dr. Who reference!

Okay, everyone, thanks for reading!

8. Kitty and Anime Cartman from "Chinpoko Mon"

Okay, there's no need for violence, let's all just try to take a breath here. You want another cat picture, here's another cat picture.

9. Cartman's a Cute Kitty from "Coon vs. Coon & Friends"

They've taken a finger! Jesus, they cut off my pinky! Here's that time Cartman pretended to be a cat with Cthulhu. Please, I have a family!

10. Oh Long Johnsoning from "Faith Hilling"

TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER!!!